Basically I figure out if Bryce is still using my netflix account by binge-watching an entire season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians to wait for the “i swear to god it’s not me” text 


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Reblog if you dont have a bra on.




faewild:

smashedindigo:

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

Schrödinger’s laundry




autumn-fhtagn:

If you don’t think different shapes of pasta taste differently you can fuck off


We’ve destroyed 90% of the fishes. Coral reefs in the entire planet will be gone in 20 years. That’s an irreversible situation. That’s the first major collapse of an ecosystem on the planet. People are really ecologically stupid. We don’t realize that if we just wipe out a couple of species here, we’re gone. —Paul Watson (via noshoes-noworries)


1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

—Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)


Dylan O’Brien and a puppy.


nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 



First things first, dispose of everything that reminds you of them. The things that they gave you as a token that they are still thinking of you, that things are still going strong. Box it up, throw it out, and if you’re really ready to let go, burn it. Take the photographs of when things were still going good, off of your wall and off of your computer. But most importantly, remove and erase the photographs of when you were happy. Forget about how good you look in their flannel shirt. Cut it up and bring a piece to all of the places that you ever went to together. Leave the memory behind along with shreds, and along with the pain. There is no looking back now. —"If you want to forget," - Colleen Brown (via mostlyfiction)


egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons


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